{"id":50641,"date":"2026-04-03T18:20:44","date_gmt":"2026-04-03T18:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=50641"},"modified":"2026-04-03T18:20:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T18:20:44","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=50641","title":{"rendered":"One day an old lady went to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"ternalnews.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/ternalnews.com\/ternalnews.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"anchorslot\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n<p>It can not be the crabs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. 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