{"id":45343,"date":"2026-03-01T23:24:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T23:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343"},"modified":"2026-03-01T23:24:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T23:24:14","slug":"drunk-guy-gets-pulled-over-after-late-night-joyride-tur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"292\">Late one quiet night, a drunk driver was stopped after swerving on an empty road.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"292\">When the officer asked how much he had to drink, he replied,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"163\">\u201cJust a couple,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0using humor as a defense.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"292\">Despite joking and insisting he was steady, the officer noticed his glassy eyes and delayed reactions.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"583\">He failed the sobriety tests. While trying to walk a straight line, he blamed the\u00a0<strong data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"394\">\u201ccrooked\u201d road<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"583\">His confidence faded during further tests, including following a pen with his eyes and reciting the alphabet.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"583\">He kept insisting he was a good driver and that nothing serious had happened.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"800\">Eventually, the officer told him to put his hands behind his back. His bravado disappeared, replaced with resignation.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"800\">The ride to the station was quiet, and under harsh lights, he followed instructions more humbly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"1022\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">By morning, reflecting on the night, humor had turned into regret.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"1022\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The experience became a reminder of consequences and the thin line between laughter and serious mistakes, leaving him more cautious about future choices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late one quiet night, a drunk driver was stopped after swerving on an empty road. When the officer asked how much he had to drink, he replied,\u00a0\u201cJust&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45344,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Late one quiet night, a drunk driver was stopped after swerving on an empty road. When the officer asked how much he had to drink, he replied,\u00a0\u201cJust...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"TernaNews\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-03-01T23:24:14+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"512\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"640\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343\",\"name\":\"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-03-01T23:24:14+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#\/schema\/person\/c92d3668c76d483f00b6738719da67d7\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg\",\"width\":512,\"height\":640},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/\",\"name\":\"TernaNews\",\"description\":\"My WordPress Blog\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#\/schema\/person\/c92d3668c76d483f00b6738719da67d7\",\"name\":\"admin\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?author=1\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews","og_description":"Late one quiet night, a drunk driver was stopped after swerving on an empty road. When the officer asked how much he had to drink, he replied,\u00a0\u201cJust...","og_url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343","og_site_name":"TernaNews","article_published_time":"2026-03-01T23:24:14+00:00","og_image":[{"width":512,"height":640,"url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"admin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"admin","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343","url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343","name":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur - TernaNews","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg","datePublished":"2026-03-01T23:24:14+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#\/schema\/person\/c92d3668c76d483f00b6738719da67d7"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/644496873_122211779540300118_6790370305737252110_n.jpg","width":512,"height":640},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=45343#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over After Late-Night Joyride Tur"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#website","url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/","name":"TernaNews","description":"My WordPress Blog","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/#\/schema\/person\/c92d3668c76d483f00b6738719da67d7","name":"admin","sameAs":["https:\/\/ternalnews.info"],"url":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?author=1"}]}},"views":944,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45345,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45343\/revisions\/45345"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}