{"id":44460,"date":"2026-02-24T22:38:37","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T22:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=44460"},"modified":"2026-02-24T22:38:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T22:38:37","slug":"paddys-plane-misunderstanding-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=44460","title":{"rendered":"Paddy\u2019s Plane Misunderstanding! \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\">\n<div id=\"interesting-usa.com_responsive_1\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23207117756\/interesting-usa.com\/interesting-usa.com_responsive_1_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The stewardess asked the Muslim if he\u2019d like a drink. 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