{"id":43825,"date":"2026-02-20T23:47:31","date_gmt":"2026-02-20T23:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=43825"},"modified":"2026-02-20T23:47:31","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T23:47:31","slug":"boyfriend-brings-flowers-again-the-brunette-is-not-impressed-but-the-blondes-comeback-steals-the-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=43825","title":{"rendered":"Boyfriend Brings Flowers Again\u2014The Brunette Is Not Impressed, But the Blonde\u2019s Comeback Steals the Show!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>2.<\/strong>\u00a0The CEO\u2019s Job Interview<br \/>\nA man is asked in an interview, \u201cWhat\u2019s your greatest strength?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m very fast at math,\u201d he says.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s 37 \u00d7 18?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201c247?\u201d he answers instantly.<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s wrong!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYeah,\u201d he shrugs, \u201cbut I was fast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Why It\u2019s Funny: He values speed over accuracy\u2014an unexpected and hilarious twist.<br \/>\n<strong>3.<\/strong>\u00a0The Smartest Man on the Plane<br \/>\nOn a crashing plane, a doctor and a lawyer grab parachutes, claiming their importance. 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