{"id":40014,"date":"2026-01-25T13:08:37","date_gmt":"2026-01-25T13:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=40014"},"modified":"2026-01-25T13:08:37","modified_gmt":"2026-01-25T13:08:37","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-math-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=40014","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his math test."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Father: \u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"ternalnews.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/ternalnews.com\/ternalnews.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"anchorslot\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>Father: \u201cSo?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8<\/p>\n<p>And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>If she can\u2019t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>==================================<\/p>\n<p>Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks.<\/p>\n<p>After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over $50000. Benjamin was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.<\/p>\n<p>The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Benjamin said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.<\/p>\n<p>The warden said \u201csure\u201d and got him a computer.<\/p>\n<p>A brand new Compaq computer. After a few weeks the warden visitied him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>The warden asked Benjamin what happened. Benjamin said it didn`t work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.<\/p>\n<p>The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. Benjamin said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it.<\/p>\n<p>Benjamin said, \u201cI hit the escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothin, I am still here. I think I will sue Compaq.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Father: \u201cWhy did you fail your mathematics test?\u201d Johnny: \u201cOn Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.\u201d Father: \u201cSo?\u201d Johnny: \u201cOn Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40015,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Little Johnny failed his math test. - TernaNews<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/ternalnews.info\/?p=40014\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Little Johnny failed his math test. - 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