An old blind cowboy walks into a bar

An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, “Hey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls dead silent.In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair—since you’re blind—that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.The bouncer is a ,blonde girl with a billy club. I’m a 6-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. Now,

think about it seriously, Cowboy…Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The cowboy pauses for a second, then says, “…Nah, not if I have to explain it five times.”

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