Finally! Blonde Men Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Blonde men have long been the subject of playful jokes. Here are some classic examples that are sure to get a chuckle.

Shampoo Confusion

A blonde man is in the bathroom when his wife calls:

“Did you find the shampoo?”

He replies, hesitating:

“Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it says it’s for dry hair, and I just wet mine.”

The “Do Not Bend” Letter

A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat. The envelope reads:

“DO NOT BEND”

He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending it.

The Phone Call Panic

A blonde man calls frantically:

“My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

The doctor asks calmly:

“Is this her first child?”

He shouts back:

“No! This is her husband!”

These jokes play on misunderstandings and literal thinking. While lighthearted, they’ve been shared for generations for a simple reason — they make people laugh.