Two nuns painting a room

Two nuns are painting a room, they realize that they could accidentally get paint on their habits so they decide to take a preventative measure. They decide to take off their clothes and paint in the nude. Before they do so they lock the door.

A few hours later there is a knock at the door, “who is it?” Says a nun. A man responds, I’m the blind man. One nun looks at the other nun and says well it’s only a blind man I guess we don’t have to put our habits back on.

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